New Year’s Resolutions Humor


New Year’s Resolutions are part of our culture now, and some could apply to us all.

Here are a few that could apply to anybody.

I will not tell the same story at every get together.

I will stop considering other people’s feelings when they so obviously don’t consider mine – if that unwashed fellow sits next to me again, I’ll tell him he stinks!

I will be more imaginative.

Then again some could apply to Liberals.

Then again, there are those that apply to Liberals, and here are a few examples:


I will not bore my boss by with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some more excuses.

I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.


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