by Steve Deace
The following is not based on real events. Any allusions to persons or issues, either real or imaginary, is strictly coincidental. No live animals were harmed during the making of this satire, but a few dead ones were consumed. They were tasty, too. We just want you to know that.
Announcer: “Hi, you’re listening to Pride Radio, where it’s all Rainbow Jihad all the time. You know our motto, the only good religion is a silent one. We’re taking your calls at 1-800-666-LGBT. Let’s go next to Steve, who says he’s calling from America’s Heartland. Steve go ahead and speak your mind, and do so with pride!”
Steve: “Hi, um, Pat. Thanks for taking my call. I’ve got a few questions for the movement at this critical time in our nation’s history. Do you mind?”
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