On behalf of our forefathers, our milita, and our Constitution, I just want to take a moment to thank the Demo Donkeys for showing us the way to truth. Trump supporters, I am sorry to say this but we’ve had it all wrong. And I think it’s time for us to apologize.
So here goes… we the People of the United States renounce the second amendment. We apologize for believing we have the right to bear arms. We do not have the right to bear arms. We do not have the right to defend ourselves. This country has been established for no other reason than to hand over to a Neo Ottoman Empire and it’s about time we all wake up to our destiny.
Everyone knows the Crusaders had no right to defend themselves against world domination. Come on you right wing rascists… these people believe in peace! They believe in god… so much so that they murder, rape and pillage in his name… Alu Akbar!
Are you actually going to tell me you refuse to learn from history? Let me make it simple for you… if we had not borne arms against the political Islamic movement in the middle ages…. then the whole world would now be living peacefully under Sharia Law… …under those who know best for us.
So as a patriot I apologize. I apologize for our currency that says we believe in the Judeo Christian God rather than Allah. I apologize for our refusal to fly a black Isis flag above our White House… for all the women in our country who will not wear a burqua.. who do not see the hijab as a national symbol. I apologize for the national anthem, the cross of Christ and everything else that offends those who by right should be in control.
I do this because it is our responsibility to renounce… and the Muslim’s responsibility to know best. It is well known that Mohammad was careful to know best as he himself was not sure whether or not the “revelation” he received was from an angel or a gin. He was so careful to know best that he had one of his scribes who wrote the revelation for him make changes to his inspiration as needed.
We apologize for founding beliefs like the rights to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. We apologize for believing in a good God who gives us good truths, protects His people, encourages us to celebrate and rest and dwells amongst and within us holding all things together in His powerful right hand.