Dear Bill O’Reilly & Juan Williams: How Much Of Islam’s Butt Should We Kiss?

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According to Bill O’Reilly and Juan Williams we shouldn’t have drawing contests that mock Mohammed because that’ll “unnecessarily” get Muslims miffed.

FYI, to O’Reilly and Juan: Most of Islam lives in a 24/7 state of unnecessary rage.  They’re more moody than my buddy’s nutty wife who makes a rabid Rottweiler on meth look like Mr. Rogers after seventeen bong hits of Bruce Banner #3.

Look, gents (and you know this), everything we do ticks Islam off. We don’t have to doodle Mohammed cartoons to get them in a full-on hissy fit.  They’re there.  Like in, already.  As in, right now.

For example: I had an applewood, avocado, bibb lettuce, farm fresh tomato, herb aioli on pressed sourdough double-bacon BLT for lunch today served up by a definite non-Muslim girl who looked just like a 22-year-old Britney Spears in a black T-shirt. You think Islam liked that? Uh, no.  It’s an ”abomination” to them, worthy of lashings.

 

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