Congratulations, graduates: you’ve done exactly what you’re expected and legally required to do!


by Matt Walsh

America, listen, we need to talk.

I know we can’t agree on very much these days, but we should still be able to find some common ground somewhere.

May I suggest a starting point?

Graduation ceremonies. Specifically, graduation ceremonies for kids who aren’t actually graduating from anything at all.

Yesterday, one of my Facebook friends sent out a mass invitation to a “graduation party” for her son. I don’t know her, but clicked on it anyway. I was immediately impressed. A picture of her young child accompanied the description of the festivities. “Wow,” I thought. “That kid looks like he’s 11-years-old! If he’s graduating at that age, the little guy definitely deserves a party!”

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