[BREAKING] While Starbucks Vows to Hire 10,000 Refugees, This Coffee Company Vows to Hire 10,000 Vets

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While liberal weenie Howard Schultz, CEO of Starbucks, is vowing to hire 10,000 Muslim refugees in response to President Trump’s Muslim ban, causing a massive boycott of said weenie’s empire of shops offering overpriced coffee, Evan Hafer, former Army Special Forces soldier and CEO of Black Rifle Coffee Company is countering by vowing to hire 10,000 vets. Go, Evan!

I have been in one Starbucks in my life. To say it was nothing special is an understatement. I went in specifically to see if Starbucks’ $4 coffee was that much superior to McDonald’s $1 coffee. It wasn’t.

Instead of being treated to a two-hour orgasm, which I fully expect for that kind of money, I was entertained, as I sat there at my table, by a steady parade of yuppies with sweaters tied around their waists, struggling to decide how adventurous to be today. “Oh, God, should I stick with the Caramel Macchiato or really step out of my shell and go for it with the Teavana Oprah Cinnamon Chai Tea Latte? Oh, fudge, I’m going for it!” Gotta’ love a daredevil.

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