The fact that the Deseret News believed a comedian like myself might have some insight worth sharing on the Third Commandment suggests either:
They are incredibly intuitive when it comes to utilizing my genius to explore the big questions or someone accidently got ahold of some fermented root beer.
As far as I’m concerned, when I look at the Ten Commandments overall there are nine too many anyways!
Considering no one has ever kept any of the commandments faithfully yet, perhaps God should have just kept with the First Commandment to give us a few thousand years to get our feet wet, huh?
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